The facts of life…

David’s class were introduced to dictionaries recently. However, during the lesson, the classroom assistant specifically (and perhaps foolishly) told a miscreant not to look up Penis, Vagina or Sex. Not something sensible to say in earshot of an intelligent 9 year old with a thirst for knowledge…

So now, David is starting to get on the clue train of this Boys vs Girls business, although it keeps getting shunted into sidings on the way. Because he watches Disney channel and the like, he thinks that Cooties have something to do with it.

Recently, after explaining about how Miss had used rude words as per above, he asked me if he had been born after Karen and I had “Sexual interface”.