Teledildonics
Working in both IT and Telecommunications, the sight of an article entitled Call goes out for open source Teledildonics work caught my eye.
My first rather flippant thought was that this must be harnessing technology for the rather lonely hobby of onanism.
Surprisingly, I was right.
Hat tip: The Register, home of my weekly chuckle, The Bastard Operator from Hell
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