My Boomerang won’t come back

Ozzie Scot Colin Cambell says they are going to race Camels down under. He also comments that the impact of horse flu is still being felt.

As well as exporting an Arabian Derby there, how about importing an Australian Derby here? You could race Wallabys, the prizes could be soft cuddly Koala toys and the stall holders could all dress like Crocodile Dundee and wear Bush hats with corks on strings.

Elton Games could give us another opportunity to hear the “popular theme of the popular theme…”

We’re racing on the Australian Derby, it’s here so play it now.
Roll the balls to get the scores,
Ride the winner the prize is yours,
We’re racing on the Australian Derby, it’s here so play it now.

In the meantime, more snaps of the Blackpool version:

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